Paddy and Marry!

Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69. Paddy’s never done one before so Mary says she’ll show him.

She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologizing she tries again But farts again.

Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling… “Ill be fucked if I’m hanging around for 67 more of them”.

Related Posts

Is rinsing ground beef essential?

Ground beef is a versatile ingredient, perfect for dishes like tacos and spaghetti. However, a debate divides cooks: Should you rinse your ground beef before or after…

Breaking Off the Wedding: How His Parents’ Behaves Made Me Decide to Leave

Today, we’re sharing a letter from Sarah, a 32-year-old bride who ended up alone in a hotel room on what should have been her wedding night. Still…

The Ego Chronicles: Accounts of Individuals Believing They Are the Universe’s Center

We’ve all met people who think the world revolves around them. These people can be rude and then wonder why others don’t like them. You can find…

Twisted Reality: Actual Stories Surprising More Than Hollywood Could Dream

We don’t need Hollywood or bestselling books to experience shocking stories. Real life often has more surprises, drama, and twists than any fiction could. The stories we’ve…

Secondhand Embarrassment: Stories That Exactly Capture “Cringe”

No matter how much we try to avoid them, awkward situations happen to everyone, and they often come at the worst times. While many people feel really…

Unbelievably, the Sinister Plan My Fiancé and His Mom Had Against Me

Preparing for a wedding is usually exciting and stressful, but for one woman, it became a time of shock and doubt. While she was planning her wedding,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *