Daughter’s text to Dad: Dad, I’ll be returning home soon to tie the knot, so please be prepared. Haha! As you may be aware, I am currently located in Australia while he is situated in the US. We connected through a dating site, formed a friendship on Facebook, and engaged in lengthy conversations on WhatsApp.

He asked me to marry him over Skype and now we’ve been in a relationship for 2 months using Viber. Hey Dad, I was hoping to get your approval, support, and maybe even a grand wedding. Warm regards, Lilly.

Response from Dad: Response from Dad: Dear Lilly, Oh my goodness! Is that so? That’s awesome! Oh well… I recommend considering getting married on Twitter, enjoying your time on Tango, registering for your desired items on Amazon, and conveniently making payments through PayPal. And if you ever grow tired of your new spouse, you can always consider selling them on an online marketplace. Warm regards, Dad.