A senior couple wakes up one morning, snug in bed after a peaceful night’s sleep. As the husband extends his hand towards her, she pulls away, firmly requesting, “Please refrain from touching me.”
Confused, he asks, “Why not?” Her reply is direct: “Because I’m no longer alive.” Surprised, he exclaims, “But we’re both here, talking in bed.”
Nevertheless, she remains resolute, insisting, “No, I can guarantee you, I am deceased.” Unfazed, he persists, “How can you possibly believe that?” Her explanation is straightforward: “Because when I woke up this morning, I felt no pain.”
