One man was really pleased with his accomplishment of having six children. He was so pleased of himself that, against her protests, he began referring to his wife as “Mother of Six.” Attending a party one evening. He felt it was time to head home and wanted to make sure his wife was prepared to go as well.Head home,
and wanted to know if his wife was prepared to go too. Said he, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?” at the top of his lungs. Distressed by her husband’s impoliteness, his wife yelled out, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”