Daughter’s message to Dad: Daddy, I’ll be returning home to get married soon, so please have your checkbook ready. Haha! As you’re aware, I’m in Australia while he’s in the US. We connected on a dating platform, became friends on social media, and had lengthy conversations on a messaging app.
We got engaged over Skype and have been in a relationship for 2 months using Viber. Father, I seek your approval, positive thoughts, and a grand wedding celebration. Warm regards, Lilly.
Dad’s response: Dear Lilly, Wow, that’s amazing! Is that so? Awesome! Well, whatever… Consider having your wedding on Twitter, enjoying yourselves on Tango, creating a registry on Amazon, and handling payments with PayPal. And if you ever tire of your current spouse, consider listing them for sale on eBay. With affection, Dad.
