The husband of a thirty-year marriage was turning sixty. A fairy showed up during the celebration and offered them one wish apiece since they had been such a lovely couple all those years.
“I’ve never seen the world and we’ve been so poor all these years,” the woman added. We ought to be able to tour the globe. With a wave of her wand, the fairy poof! She held the tickets.The husband had to go next.After pausing, he added, “I would like to be married to a woman who is thirty years younger than me.” With a wave of her wand, the fairy poof! Ninety years old he was.