A young child tells her mother about an unexpected visitor who came while she was at work. “Not at the moment,” says Mom. “Just wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Dad arrives, and then Mom asks, “Now honey, what were you saying about Dad and the unfamiliar woman?”

And Daddy begins to speak, but Mummy interrupts, saying, “You stay silent – I’ll be speaking with my attorney tomorrow.” Keep going, my dear.”Well,” the little girl recounts, “Daddy instructed me to remain downstairs while they ascended to the upper floor. However, I surreptitiously trailed behind them, evading Daddy’s notice, and I witnessed them embracing and sharing affection at the staircase’s summit.

Afterwards, they entered your bedroom and closed the door, while I discreetly peered through the keyhole.”Smart girl,” Mummy purrs. “What lies beyond the keyhole?””I witnessed an intimate display of affection between them, as they embraced and shared passionate kisses. Their actions progressed further as they undressed each other, continuing until they were completely bare. Eventually, the woman positioned herself on the bed, with the man joining her.””Yes?” Mummy inquires. “And what came next?” “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,” confidently states the little girl.