“Unexpected” Wife Birthday Present

Husband to Wife:
“Tomorrow is your birthday. What would you like as a gift?”

Wife: “A giraffe!”

Husband: “Sweetheart, be reasonable. Where can I find a giraffe? Ask for something I can actually manage.”

Wife: “Alright, then give up drinking. That’s something you can do, and I’ll consider it a wonderful gift.”

So, the next day…

Husband: “Here’s the giraffe.”

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