My wife and I sleep naked. I woke up one morning to find myself covered in brown streaks—legs, arms, and a big spot on my stomach. I looked over and said, “What happened?” as I noticed my wife’s whole back and arms were also covered.
Turns out, she was eating chocolate chips in bed, forgot about them, and the bag spilled open and melted between us while we slept. We laughed it off, but it was definitely a terrifying thing to wake up to.
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