Walking in on his mother in the bathtub is little Johnny.What is the large fuzzy area behind his mother’s bellybutton, he asks?

A shrub, she answers.Next day, Little Johnny sees his father in the shower.How long is that thing hanging between your legs, he wonders?

It is a snake, his father says.

Little Johnny sees his mother in the bathtub a few days later.What two baggy items are hanging above your bellybutton, he asks?

Headlights, she says.A few weeks later, the small child sees his parents making out.“Mom, turn on your headlights!” he yells.

Crawling into your bush is the snake.The next day, as his father is in the shower, Little Johnny peeks inside.

What is that large, lengthy object dangling between your legs, he wonders?It is a snake, his father says.

A few days later, Little Johnny sees his mother and says, “These posts are just meant to make people laugh.”