Spouse is Lazy (A Funny Story)
Wife: Honey, can you please help me with cleaning the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
The husband then walked out. On his return, he found the garden was spotless and the bathroom door was fixed.
Wife: It wasn’t me.
Husband: Then who was it?
Husband: How much did you pay him?
Wife: Nothing. He offered me two options: bread or something else…
Wife: Do I look like a bakery?