A married couple is cruising down a highway at a consistent 40 miles per hour.

The husband is driving the car

His wife suddenly glances over at him and speaks confidently.

After being together for more than two decades, I believe it’s time for us to consider parting ways.

The husband remains silent, his gaze fixed on the road ahead as he gradually accelerates to 45mph.

The wife speaks once more

It’s important that you understand my perspective and respect my decision.

She admits, “I’ve been involved with your best friend, and he excels in certain areas.”

Once more, the husband remains silent, his grip on the steering wheel tightening as he gradually accelerates to 55mph.

She tests her boundaries.

I desire a residence. She emphasizes strongly

Speeds of up to 60 mph

Also, I would like to have the car.

She carries on

65 miles per hour

“And,” she declares, “I will also take possession of the bank accounts, credit cards, and the boat!”

The car gradually begins to drift towards a colossal concrete bridge.

This unsettles her, prompting her to inquire, “Is there something you desire?”

The husband finally responds in a calm and composed manner.

“No, I have everything I require,” he states.

“Oh, really,” she asks, “so what do you have?”

Right before crashing into the wall at 65mph, the husband looks at her and gives a smile.

“The airbag!”