A man comes back home unexpectedly one afternoon to find his wife lying on the bed, breathing heavily.
Curious about the man’s activities, he asks, “What are you up to?”

She hesitates before responding. “I… um… I believe I may be experiencing symptoms of a heart attack!” “Oh,” exclaims the trusting husband, “hurry, I need to call an ambulance!” He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and quickly dials 911, just as his son Johnny comes running in, tears streaming down his face. “What’s wrong, son?” inquires the father.

“Uncle James is in the closet without any clothes, Daddy,” his tearful toddler informs him. Furious, the man rushes back upstairs, forcefully opens the wardrobe, and discovers his brother inside completely unclothed, exactly as his son had described.

“You scoundrel, Jim,” shouts the man. My wife is in distress while you’re running around without clothes, causing Johnny to be frightened!