A man comes back home unexpectedly one afternoon to find his wife lying on the bed, breathing heavily and looking exhausted.
Curious about the man’s activities, he asks, “What are you up to?”

“Um,” she stutters in response. “I… um… I believe I may be experiencing symptoms of a heart attack!” “Oh,” exclaims the trusting husband, “hurry, I need to call an ambulance!” He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s the matter, son?” asks the father.

His tearful toddler informs him that Uncle James is in the closet without any clothes. Furious, the man rushes back upstairs, throws open the wardrobe, and discovers his brother inside completely unclothed, just as his son had described.

“You scoundrel, Jim,” shouts the man. My wife is in distress while you’re running around without clothes, causing Johnny to be frightened!