A blonde is hired as a physical education teacher for a group of 16 year olds. She spots a young lad standing by himself at the edge of the field, while the rest of the children are gleefully running around, enjoying a game of soccer.
She feels compassion for him and chooses to engage in conversation with him. “Are you alright?” she asks. “Yes,” he affirms. “Why don’t you go and join the other children?” she suggests. ‘I think it’s better if I remain here,’ he states. “Why is that, darling?” says the blonde. The boy gazes at her with disbelief and responds, “Because I’m the Goalie!”
