An elderly woman in her 70s made the decision to enter into matrimony.
She placed an advertisement in the newspaper.
Looking for a life partner. I expect my partner to treat me with respect, value my boundaries, and maintain a satisfying physical connection.
Despite receiving numerous applicants, she was unable to find a suitable candidate after a few weeks.

As she opens the door, she is greeted by a man in a wheelchair, who has no arms or legs.
“How may I assist you?” She inquires.
The man grins and announces, “Surprise! I’m your newlywed!”

“You’ve got to be kidding…” The woman chuckles.
“Well, consider it,” he suggests. I lack the physical means to surpass you.

I am unable to walk all over you due to my lack of legs.The woman’s gaze becomes intense as she inquires, “Are you still skilled in that department?”The individual reclines in their seat, wearing a contented expression.
“I pressed the doorbell, didn’t I?”