The following is a message from the daughter to her father: “Daddy, I will soon be returning home to get married, so please make sure that your checkbook is ready.” What a joke! As you are aware, I am currently located in Australia, whilst he is in the United States. Through the use of a dating platform, we found each other, became friends on social media, and engaged in extended talks through the use of a messaging app.

Over the course of two months, we have been in a relationship that is based on Viber, and we got engaged on Skype. Your approval, your thoughts of positivity, and a magnificent wedding celebration are what I am looking for, Father. With best wishes, a Lilly.

The response from Dad: “Dear Lilly ” Honestly, that is incredible! Is that the case? Incredible! Let’s say whatever… You might want to think about holding your wedding on Twitter, having fun on Tango, coming up with a registry on Amazon, and using PayPal to handle payments. And if you ever find yourself becoming tired of your current partner, you might want to think about selling them on eBay. Sending kind regards, Dad.