A man arrives home from work early one afternoon to find his wife lying on the bed, huffing and panting. He is surprised to see her in such a state.
The question that the man asks is, “What are you doing?”

Her response was a stuttering “Err.” “I… um… I think maybe I’m going to have a heart attack!” The gullible spouse screams out in a panic, “Oh, I’ll call an ambulance!” While he is running downstairs, picking up the phone, and beginning to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying his little heart out. He then begins to dial 911. “What’s the matter, son?” the father inquires for his son.

“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” the sad youngster responds to his father to his question. Infuriated, the guy dashes back upstairs, flings open the closet, and discovers his brother lying there completely naked, just as his son had stated.

“You cretin, Jim,” the man yells out in response. “My wife is over there about to have a heart attack, and you’re running around naked and scaring Johnny!”