One day, a husband noticed that his wife’s posterior was increasing in size. Jokingly, he said, “Your bottom is really growing.” This is larger than the BBQ grill! Later that evening, while in bed, the husband began to show affection towards his wife. Nevertheless, she completely ignored him. He inquired, “What seems to be the issue?” Her clever comeback had him laughing uncontrollably, when she asked, “Do you seriously expect me to light up this huge grill just for one tiny sausage?”

After three years, the wife started to observe that their child appeared different. As a result, she opted to undergo a DNA test. Surprisingly, the test showed that the child belonged to entirely different parents. Approaching her husband with a grave expression, she said, “Honey, I need to talk to you about something important.”

The husband inquired, “What’s going on?” The wife disclosed the DNA test findings, stating, “Based on the results, this child is not ours.” The husband’s response caught him off guard, “Don’t you recall?” As we were leaving the hospital, we saw that our baby had a wet diaper and you said, ‘Eddie, go change the baby, I’ll wait here.’

Every Sunday afternoon, a mother would discover a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. Puzzled by this frequent finding, she eventually chose to inquire about it. She asked Johnny why there was a candy bar wrapper in his room every Sunday after church. The reply was both entertaining and pure.

He said, “Well, Mom, I receive money from God and use it to purchase a candy bar.” The mother asked in confusion, “God gives it to you?” How did this happen? Johnny happily stated, “You give me a dollar to give to God.” Every Sunday before church, I toss it up into the air. If it’s meant to be, it will happen. If that doesn’t happen, the responsibility will come back to me.

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