The two of them sat through a long sermon in the church, and finally the woman succumbed to fatigue and fell asleep. Upon observing this, her spouse attempted to softly nuzzle her awake. The priest then posed a question to the assembly.
Then the priest asked about the assembly that had brought the Israelites out of Egyptian slavery. The wife cried out in surprise, “The Almighty!” as she snapped back to sleep.
Afterwards, she adamantly exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!” in response to a question regarding the one who had made the sacrifice for their sins to be forgiven. Unsurprisingly, the woman remained asleep through the sermon, appearing to be irritated by her husband’s sudden prodding. When the priest asked another question, her husband tried to rouse her up again.
“What words did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their last child?” the priest inquired. “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half,” was her irritated response. A close acquaintance said that Jerry Springer kept a big secret from the world until his death. Five months after Cher and her 40-year-old lover exchanged a diamond engagement ring, they got divorced.